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Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69(The Most Ridiculous Piece of Legislation)

Hostettler mounting campaign to change the name of Interstate 69
You know some politicians just leave themselves open to abuse and ridicule. Shall we vote to take it out of the number system next. Also I am little suspect of what' Religious conservative groups" are wasting their time on this proposal. I suspect none we have heard of.


Blogger David Koff said...

Representative Hostettler,

It was with great pride that I read the article below outlining how you’re fighting to change your local Interstate 69 (I-69) to the much less sexually provocative interstate 63 (I-63). Like you, I am a proud American who recognizes the serious cleaning-up our morally degenerative culture and language needs in order to better serve god. Because of that, I urge you to fight for the following other changes:

+ Can we rename the planet “Uranus”? Every time I hear some scientist mention this planet it sounds like they are saying “your anus” and that makes me uncomfortable. Let’s be honest, as god fearing men, if we wanted some scientist to refer to our assholes, we’d simply name a planet “Asshole”. Perhaps the name “Jesus” would better suffice this planet. After all, He created the planets. Not your anus.

+ I’d like to ban the words “duty”, “angina”, and “kumquat” from the English language. I think you’ll agree that even when spoken in proper context by a person of respect, these words still sound far too similar to the words “doody”, “vagina” and “cum-twat” and that’s just not appropriate language for persons of any age, especially children and Christians and women who should be raising our children.

and lastly...

+ No human should ever be named “Elizabeth”. I realize that your own wife’s name is Elizabeth, but Sir, you must realize that the nick-name “Liz” sounds WAY too similar to “lez” which is short for lesbian. How can we as moral Americans and good Christians name our children and wives after women who munch each others anginas?

Again, I thank you for your service to this great country. We have a lot of cleaning up to do, especially in your anus.


David Koff

May 10, 2005 at 1:15 AM  

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